i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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