its not stalking. its research.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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