Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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