Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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