But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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