Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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