I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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