Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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