I think I am morally bankrupt
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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