Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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