So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
