Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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