He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
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