Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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