put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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