i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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