And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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