i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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