I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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