I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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