did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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