you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
