the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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