He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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