seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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