i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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