I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My bed smells like the plague
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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