Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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