Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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