What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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