Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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