porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You were trust falling into bushes
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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