that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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