Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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