Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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