I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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