it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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