either way he was missing a nipple.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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