worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I love you. Go after that dick
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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