Nicole vs. Life
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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