stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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