Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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