4 words: hood of his car
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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