So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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