spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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