Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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