i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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