i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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