he shaved USA in his pubs
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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