Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
When are your genitals available?
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