Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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