Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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