He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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