Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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