ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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