i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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