Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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