For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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