Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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